I Saw a Commercial on TV

I Saw a Commercial on TV

I saw a commercial on TV
That promised to erase those lines
That were showing up on my face
(Although my friends said I looked just fine)

Then I found a crème at the store
That promised to erase 10 years
By just applying it each day
Beginning right below my ears.

My friend brought a free sample of numerous oils
So promising that I got ‘em
That promised to renew my complexion
Making it soft as a baby’s bottom.

The list went on and on that way
With wonderful products to make me
Look younger and younger
Every single day.

To me they all sounded promising
And each impressed me uniquely
But I ordered every single one
And I fear I shall disappear completely!
Thena